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Cricket Accidents.

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Baby on board.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

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