Quirky Safety Advocate Pillows

"He's new, so humor him and put on your life vest."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cricket Accidents.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

"Careful."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'