Quirky Safety Advocate Pillows

"He's new, so humor him and put on your life vest."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cricket Accidents.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Reasonableman

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'