Safety Advocates With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

Rusk Assessment Form

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'