Safety Advocates With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Getting the hang of it?"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Cafe Burns.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Careful."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'