Safety Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"He wrecked his back picking up the 'How to lift safely' guidelines!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Baby on board.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Safety Barriers

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Fire door.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."