Helmet Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

Safety Barriers

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"On your left."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

Focus group

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Cricket

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'