Helmet Humorists Gifts

Angela Merkel

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"On your left."

A word from James Cameron. . .

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Radioactive Pizza

It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

It's much easier on my knees.

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Gavel me once, shame on you; gavel me twice, shame on me.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

'At least it's a dry heat'

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

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Irradiated pizza