Hamster Humorist Gifts

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

It's much easier on my knees.

'The hamsters are just worn out.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Jurassic Pork.'

No Soliciting

Hats and Food

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Scuba cow"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

No jay walking.

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'