Hat Humorist Gifts

Fears

Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Ed's receding hairline!

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

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Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Bald Man Overcomb

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"It's obviously an original."