Hairy Humorist Gifts

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'I use that to check for combovers.'