Hairiness Humorist Gifts

'Sucks to you, Fatso! At least I've still got my own hair!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?