Hairiness Humorist Prints

'Sucks to you, Fatso! At least I've still got my own hair!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."