Hair Growth Humorist Prints

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?