Hair Care Humorist Prints

Saloon Selectives

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I dunno. Looks like some kind of milking machine but she's wearing it all wrong.'

'What sort of dressing would sir like...matt or gloss ?'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Man not happy about going bald.

'I stopped using that conditioner that adds more body and I still weigh the same.'

Centurion in a Shower

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"I'm thinking about joining the Leaf Club for Men."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'