Hair Loss Humorist Prints

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"Lose the rug."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

Casual Friday at HAIRCLUB FOR MEN.

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Ed's receding hairline!

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

The barber

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."