Hairstyle Humorists Prints

'Your honor, we, the jury, are dreadlocked.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."