Protective Clothing Advocate Gifts

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Ecology

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

Deadly fashion

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Roller blader with bandaged head

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.

"Don't worry. It's lemming fur."

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

Cull people who think it is more important to have cheap, fashionable clothes than fair working conditions.

Active wear, activist wear.

Coronavirus

'Son, told you to always wear your helmet.'

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

'For some reason, the people who work here also have more concussions than other people.'

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