Clothing Optional Advocate Gifts

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

One Dollar, One Vote

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

Deadly fashion

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

I'm off to a job interview. Shouldn

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

New family code in Cuba

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

"I go out of my way to befriend people your church would have killed 300 years ago."

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE., 'What the heck - rules were made to be broken.'

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.

"I believe young Lewis may be on to something."

"This place was a lot more fun before the dress code."