Clothing Optional Fan Gifts

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

All dressed up and no place to go

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Couple in Grey

Shoe Whore

Management Styles - Inspirational

Joe's Tuxedos

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Fruit of the Loon"

Megacorp. A word to the wise --- "Power tie" doesn't mean the kind that lights up.

I love coloured tights

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"And I thought I was sappy."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'It's a costume play - the men are wearing ties!'