Formal Wear Fan Gifts

Joe's Tuxedos

Cat Tie

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

'Got one with a smaller check?'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'

Tall Hat, Short Hat

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

Diamond outfits

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Quilting Bee.

Management Styles - Inspirational

Shoe Whore

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.