Formal Fan Gifts

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Civilized Salmon

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Factominiums."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Stainglass Windows '33

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Do you have an appointment?'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Joe's Tuxedos

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Masked Pianist

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Maraschino, Inc.