Formalities Fan Gifts

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Planning Department Door

'Do you have an appointment?'

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Joe's Tuxedos

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Masked Pianist

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'I.R.S short form.'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Place settings

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

'Got one with a smaller check?'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'