Formal Affair Fan Gifts

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'The coalition of the willing.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Masked Pianist

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

Dress Code

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"How soon do you need these?"

'I declare this envelope...open!'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Place settings