Formal Affair Fan Gifts

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Do you have an appointment?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Masked Pianist

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Dress Code

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"How soon do you need these?"

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

'I declare this envelope...open!'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

Place settings

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

Planning Department Door