Formalities Fan Mugs

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Planning Department Door

'Do you have an appointment?'

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Bureaucratic castle

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Joe's Tuxedos

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Masked Pianist

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'I.R.S short form.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'

'Got one with a smaller check?'