Formalities Mugs

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Diamond outfits

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Purple dress

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I.R.S short form.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

Captain asking lady to dance

Red and Yellow dress

"How soon do you need these?"

"Sorry, black tie only!"

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