Formality Fun Mugs

'Mr. Conway came here without an appointment, didn't you, Mr. Conway?'

Diamond outfits

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Purple dress

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Bureaucratic castle

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'I.R.S short form.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

Red and Yellow dress

"How soon do you need these?"

"Sorry, black tie only!"

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

Place settings

"Mavis, did you have shoes on when we went into the theatre?"

'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse