Formality Aficionado Mugs

"These are your friends the Erskines, sir. Madam kisses both of them. You kiss her and you shake his hand. Then you wink and say, 'Hey, how about those Yankees?' "

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

Bureaucratic castle

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I.R.S short form.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Dress Code

'Got anything smaller?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"How soon do you need these?"

'I declare this envelope...open!'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Place settings

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

Planning Department Door

'Why so formal?'