Formality Fanatic Gifts

'I.R.S short form.'

'Hang on sir! I'll run get a request for assistance form.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

Progression steps showing period morphing into exclamation point and then ending as a question mark.

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"The margins on your book proposals are sooo even, Ms. Holly, and the type so black and crisp. . ."

Widow advising a man that men often owe their success to the beauty and social charm of their wife.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

"How soon do you need these?"