Formality Fanatic Pillows

'I.R.S short form.'

'Hang on sir! I'll run get a request for assistance form.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Progression steps showing period morphing into exclamation point and then ending as a question mark.

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

Widow advising a man that men often owe their success to the beauty and social charm of their wife.

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"The margins on your book proposals are sooo even, Ms. Holly, and the type so black and crisp. . ."

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.