Romantic Formality Enthusiast Pillows

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Bear Costume

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Prison Romance.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

'Alright, let's do this.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

Barbara Cartland

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

It was love at first...

'Do you have an appointment?'

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Valentine man in underpants.

Bureaucratic castle