Romantic Formality Enthusiast Pillows

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Bear Costume

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

Prison Romance.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Alright, let's do this.'

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Valentine man in underpants.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Bureaucratic castle

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

It was love at first...

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland