Formal Communication Fanatic Pillows

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Phonetic Man

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

'It's the latest invention. Texted smoke signals.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'I.R.S short form.'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"We need to text about our relationship."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.