Formal Event Fan Gifts

Sock Salesman Award

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Joe's Tuxedos

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Masked Pianist

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

At the Horse-Show.

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"I'd like to thank...."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Jockey seat.

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."