Formal Event Fan Prints

Sock Salesman Award

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Do you have an appointment?'

Joe's Tuxedos

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Masked Pianist

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"I'd like to thank...."

At the Horse-Show.

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Jockey seat.

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."