Form Fan Gifts

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Is it that bad?"

Cat Tie

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

All dressed up and no place to go

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"You've changed."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'