Form Fan Prints

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Cat Tie

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Information booth attendant solves equation

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"You've changed."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.