Figure Fan Gifts

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Life Drawing Class

Paul Klee

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Taking a peek at the audience

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Inaction Figure

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Alberto Giacometti.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'You've got lot toe!'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Anyone for tennis?"

August Comte

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother