Figure Fan Gifts

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Life Drawing Class

Paul Klee

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Stephen Spender.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Inaction Figure

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Viggo Mortensen

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'You've got lot toe!'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

August Comte

"Anyone for tennis?"

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?