Festive Figure Fans Gifts

'no... NO!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sales

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Salivation army.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Adam Smith

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

inflation at Christmas

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Happy New Year!