Masked Figure Fan Gifts

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Stephen Spender.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Inaction Figure

Clandestine cows.

Masquerade

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Davy Crocat

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Christopher Marlowe

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Magical box of chocolates.

Children.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Monster Roller Coaster

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Ludwig van Beethoven

Moose-stache

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."