Masked Figure Fan Mugs

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Inaction Figure

Clandestine cows.

Masquerade

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Davy Crocat

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

August Comte

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

Christopher Marlowe

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Children.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Monster Roller Coaster

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Moose-stache

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"