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Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

Children.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Paul Klee

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Support group for sheep.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."