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Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

Children.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Paul Klee

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'