Fabric Fan Gifts

"How soon will this be a remnant

Quilting Bee.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Arts and crafts

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Cat Tie

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Diamond outfits

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'They're dog roses!'

All dressed up and no place to go

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Say it with flowers: It!

Teapot

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

House plants

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.