Fabric Fan Gifts

"How soon will this be a remnant

Quilting Bee.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Arts and crafts

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Cat Tie

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Diamond outfits

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Teapot

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

House plants

The Deer of Spring.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"