Polyester Fan Gifts

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Quilting Bee.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Top Hat

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

'Look son, it's daddy.'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.