Polyester Fan Gifts

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Quilting Bee.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Top Hat

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

'Look son, it's daddy.'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.