Porcelain Fan Gifts

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

Teapot

Non-Humble Pie.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Quilting Bee.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Top Hat

Hairy Potter and friend..

'It's a Marimba!'

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Musician hurts his nose.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

Gustav Klimt

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."