Porcelain Fan Gifts

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Teapot

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Non-Humble Pie.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Quilting Bee.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Musician hurts his nose.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

'It's a Marimba!'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Top Hat

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

'I miss my water bed.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."