Pastry Fan Gifts

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'Your money and your eclairs.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I'm a monster."

Flan-eating bacteria

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Hey, honey bun!'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

She found baking helped enormously.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."