Baking Fan Gifts

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I'm a monster."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'

Mary Raspberry

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'More bubbles!'

Desert Island BBQ

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Cake Walk.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Ducks on Trucks

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Gustav Klimt

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

The Kings Head.

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!