Bbq Fan Gifts

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Desert Island BBQ

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Ode to a Grill

Hamlet

"Tunnel of love"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"I'm a monster."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

ATM withdrawal

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Cow Gag Gifts

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."