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Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Holiday Travel.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Terry Wogan

'I'm so lonesome...'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Happy 50th PBS.'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

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Peter Green, 1946-2020