Public Broadcasting Fan Gifts

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'Begging comes easy for him... he used to be with a PBS station.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

Cleaning up after a statue.

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'In honor of the Bureau of Missing Persons'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Lord Robert Winston

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."