Broadcasting Fan Gifts

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Lord Robert Winston

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Starvation Watching

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Holiday Travel.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

News Wear World

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Terry Wogan

'Happy 50th PBS.'

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."