Broadcasting Fan Prints

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Lord Robert Winston

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Holiday Travel.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

News Wear World

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Heat Wave Podium

WPC