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This program has been made possible by viewers like you.

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'Begging comes easy for him... he used to be with a PBS station.'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Cleaning up after a statue.

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Happy 50th PBS.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'In honor of the Bureau of Missing Persons'

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

Lord Robert Winston

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

'The only high-class networking I do is listening to NPR.'

'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

The following program was made possible by a grant from someone who obviously has way too much money.

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

This PBS program is made possible by funding from viewers like you. This part always makes him feel awkward.